Recently, my church carried out a survey on the demographics of the congregation. In the survey, questions are also asked on what one likes or dislike about their worship experience in the church.
In such a survey, it is inevitable that we receive interesting response from the congregation. I just discovered one today in the church office from my colleague:
" I don't feel charged by the Holy Spirit."
When told of this, my immediate response was, "Good...else you might be electrocuted and be on fire!"
My colleague was rather amused by my sense of (or lack of) humour...